When is a cowboy not a cowboy?

Why are red necks and hicks so sad? They sing all these sad songs about there dog running away or how the sun looks like a beer, but they should be happy. I’ve seen the people in the institutions and they are always smiling, cause they don’t know any better. I mean come on they’ve got the life. Sitting around giving sheep bedroom eyes and drinking an old Milwaukee’s best. So there wife took there truck when she left at least the chickens are still pecking by the fence. The catfish are still in the river and the crackers house is still on wheels.
I would also like to say that owning a cowboy hat, having a big belt buckle, driving a truck, or listening to shitty music does not make someone a cowboy. Despite what everyone thinks. Have you actually ridden a horse, wrangled a cow, smacked a bull in the head just to piss it off. Worked on a farm at least. If you answered no then no cowboy... I was raise on a farm. I have ridden a horse, I have broken a horse, I have listen to country music unwillingly, I have milked a cow and pissed on an electric fence at the same time. I have driving a combine. But I am not a cowboy. Just because a cracker listens to rap or drove through the ghetto doesn’t make him a gangster. A big belt buckle does not make your penis bigger. You are not a cowboy. You grew up in the city, you worked in a factory, you think wrangling cows is buying a steak. Your 4 wheel drive truck once drove on your lawn so you could wash it, that isn’t off roading. I actually have family members who are cowboys and write country music... they know you are not a cowboy. Even if you like sheep and have velcro gloves.... Not a cowboy just sick.. That is all. Has the guy in the cowboy hat playing hank Williams jr. actually listened to hank Williams sr. Has he actually seen a wolf or coyote other than ciotee ugly the movie. Cow boy wannabee are the new gangster wannabee. Just be yourself, you can enjoy music, because it’s art it doesn’t make you what it is. I like punk rock but I’m not a punk. I like dance music and I can’t even dance.... Grow up and be yourselves cause you rock without the rock....