Beavers

There was a time when I was just a young man that I was getting in a car and out of no where a giant rabid beaver came running out of the woods. Now as a man of experience I know how to handle a 6 foot rabid beaver. So we jumped into the car. The beaver kept gnawing at the rubber on the tires. So we had to run over it's head a bunch of times to get it to stop chasing us.