my life part 1

I’ve decided to start writing about my life, I doubt most will care but I have a few interesting stories to tell. Most are true and some are based off of fact.
I was born May 15, 1976. I was very young for my age. I had a small hole in my heart but it closed up. I don’t remember much from when I was that young but I was a very sick baby. For all those that know me, this shall not be much of a surprise. I spent most of my babyhood in the hospital with ear infections and such, but the most coolest thing ever also happened. I developed flu like symptoms and a rash on my butt. I kept throwing up constantly. The doctors kept saying it was diaper rash and not to worry about it, but it kept getting worse. I developed a high fever to top it off. My mother got worried and rushed me to the emergency room because I kept getting worse. They ran some tests on me and said If she would have been even a few more hours I might have died. It was no diaper rash, it was a yeast infection. It took entered through my mouth from someone who didn’t wash there hands well after pleasuring themselves and putting there fingers in my mouth. Sick bastards. It took over my digestive system and almost killed me. That is right fact one about me, I almost died of a yeast infection.
Stay tuned for more unusual stories from the Leeman.... Later